Monday, February 22, 2010

Good for a laugh

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. When he couldn't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient was walking past and asked the driver what had happened.
The driver thought to himself that since there's nothing much he could do; he told the patient the whole story of what had transpired.

The patient laughed at him and said "How come you can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing bolts, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I am here because I'm crazy....... not STUPID !"

Sabun Di Bilik Mandi!


AMALAN AYAT-AYAT AL-QURAN

* Untuk mengelak suami/isteri dan anak-anak bergaduh : Surah Al Baqarah - Ayat 102

* Anak-anak pandai belajar : Surah Al Anbiyaa'- Ayat 79

* Anak-anak lembut hati and mengelak panas baran : Surah Al Anbiyaa - Ayat 69 dan Surah Al Hasyr - Ayat 22-24

* Anak-anak malas sekolah : Surah Toha ayat 1-5

* Ayat pendinding : Ayat akhir surah At Taubah

* Bagi anak-anak yg suka keluar malam : Surah Ar Ruum Ayat 31. Baca 33x

* Untuk jadi pendinding rumah : Surah Al Baqarah dibaca & tiup pada air dan spray keliling rumah